Abbot Peter

(creator: Simon Parke)


Simon Parke

Abbot Peter, when we first meet him, is described as "fit for his sixty years on earth". After spending 25 years as Abbot responsible for the remote monastery of St James-the-Less in the deserts of Middle Egypt, he has now retired to live in the little Sussex seaside village of Stormhaven (based on the real town of Seaford) where he has inherited a small house on the seafront.

"His friends called him calm, insightful, lethal; his enemies called him distant, isolated and a fraud." He had no interest in chatting about share prices, golf or pornography which he realised "could make extended conversation with any man difficult. But on the plus side, Peter listened, which usually sufficed. More than conversation, men seek someone interested in what they have to say, whatever the nonsense, someone to hear them out and sometimes to laugh. Peter could be that man."

He had been adopted as a baby but his true father had been "both bully and adventurer, who discovered a great secret in Afghanistan, became a spiritual teacher and fathered various children with his disciples." This great secret, which was to profoundly influence Abbot Peter (as it did the author) was the Enneagram, described below, that enables him to look below the surface and see people as they really are.

While still at his monastery, "it had been his idea for the monastery library to develop its own crime section", and he admits that "it was possible he'd only ever wanted to be a detective and that the role of Abbot was a time-filler before the real thing."

Simon Parke was born in Sussex, and read history at Oxford University, where he began producing scripts for TV and radio, including the satirical show Spitting Image. He subsequently won a Sony radio award for his work on Simon Mayo's Big Holy One. He became a priest in the Church of England for 20 years, serving in three London parishes, before "leaving for fresh adventures".

He then worked for three years in a supermarket. He went on to become a full-time writer, therapist and retreat giver. His publications are mostly religious and philosophical works including The Enneagram: A Private Session with the World's Greatest Psychologist, the nine segments of which represent the nine different types of personality, each of them offering a chance of happiness, depending on whether or not you make healthy or unhealthy choices: "There are no good or bad numbers, just healthy and unhealthy manifestations of them." He goes on to explain, "I have been both student and beneficiary of it for twenty-five years and a teacher of it for fifteen. Maybe it will become a friend to you."

He is now a regular columnist for the Church Times. He lives in London and his ambition. he says, is "to be happy in his own skin because everything else flows from that." And he believes that the Enneagram has shown him how.

A Vicar Crucified (2013)
A Vicar Crucified describes how, when Stormhaven's unpopular local vicar (an about-to-be dismissed black man) is discovered crucified naked in the vestry, the Abbot is invited to act as a Special Witness investigator. This, we are told, is "an idea on trial in the area, to promote a more earthed and insightful investigation. A member of the public who is recognised as a trusted citizen of the affected community can now be brought in to assist the police. They are involved in all aspects of the case, kept fully informed of developments and work closely with the officer leading the enquiry." How convenient for the author!

Peter partners the attractive and ambitious Detective Inspector Tamsin Shah who surprisingly turns out to be his niece - and, even more surprisingly, invites herself to stay with him. But then the plot itself is there to enjoy, not necessarily to believe in. Peter soon realises that the nine people present at the dead vicar's last church meeting represented the nine personality types described in the Enneagram, a philosophical theory which is as important to Peter as it is to the author, but an odd, if intriguing, constituent of a crime novel. The frequent italicised flashbacks to the (real) Russian philosopher Gurdjieff's late 19th century search for the (only possibly real) Sarmoun Brotherhood who possessed knowledge of the secret Enneagram, form another odd element but, at least at first, are quite interesting in themselves. Peter, like the author, had written a book about the Enneagram but was having great difficulty in getting it published. As a publisher had told him, "I do wonder if the Americans might not be a better market for the Enneagram. The English tend to be less credulous and rather more – how shall I put it – rational about these things." Was the author writing about his own experience with publishers?

The story telling is lively and entertaining (although a weary police sergeant felt that "a freshly crucified figure is the last thing you need"), and Peter himself is an appealing character. Other characters come to life too, ranging from the self-seeking Bishop (who was "ripe for advancement" but unfortunately "looks a Nazi war criminal") to Sally, the nothing if not ambitious curate who made it her business to be liked by everybody. The Bishop was sure that "Sally would go far. But he didn't want her going too far with the Rev Fontaine (the black vicar) and thereby messing things up for herself." But it turns out that few of these people are what they seem to be. As Peter tells Tamsin, "Humans are liars, I grant you, we can't help ourselves – but strangely, we're more likely to be disarmed by kindness than terror."

The author goes in for very short chapters and the jumping around from one character or another, particularly during the unlikely denoument, leads to some confusion. But it certainly is all highly original and very different from most detective stories.

A Psychiatrist Screams (2013)
A Psychiatrist Screams is centred around Henry House, an Elizabethan manor in the bleak seaside town of Stormhaven in East Sussex, now occupied by Mind Gains, a new therapy centre where a Feast of Fools Halloween party for staff and clients ends In the gruesome and bloody murder of mild mannered therapist Barnabas Hope who had been the not very qualified co-director at the clinic. Once again, retired monk, Abbot Peter (who is now 61) and his niece Detective Inspector Tamsin Shah (who had first met him only eleven months be
fore), are called upon to solve the mystery. As staff and clients come under suspicion, Abbot Peter finds clues in the mystical writings of Hafiz, a (real-life) 14th century Persian poet, who was perhaps of more interest to the author than to the reader. But Peter's main aim is to identify the Feast of Fools' masked Lord of Misrule who, he is convinced, must have been the murderer. It all leads up to a melodramatic moment when Peter finds his own neck in a noose. After that things slow down and get distinctly complicated. It requires quite an effort to grasp the lengthy explanations.

I found this a disappointing story after the promise of the first book, partly because the frequent flashbacks to ancient Persia or to the life of Barnabas get quite confusing and do not always hold the interest.The very short chapters (one of them is less than a page long!) do not make it any more coherent, but sometimes seem to interrupt the action in a totally arbitrary way, as when chapter 22 ends with the appearance of a girlish figure: "And you are?' asks Peter. The next chapter then starts with her reply, "Bella Amal, the Mind Gains administrator." Presumably this is meant to build up suspense. I just found it distracting. It is even more annoying when potentially exciting action is interrupted by one of those Persian flashbacks, as happens beween chapters 33 and 34. This breaks off the sense of involvement that the author has been carefully building up.

There are some interesting characters including the humourless ex-prisoner, The Reverend Ezekiel St Paul, Pastor of the Seraphimic Church of the Blessed Elect in Uplifting Glory, whose "polite and precise manner belies the savagery of his inner workings", wears a "shiny lime green suit and dog collar", insists on being called "Reverend" and does not see anything at all amusing in proudly telling Tamsin that, at the Feast of Fools, "I was a cock .... It can be useful at parties to have an animal in us .... a cock in us, or whatever." But unfortunately the other main suspects are not as entertaining.

A Director's Cut (2014)
A Director's Cut gets off to a good start with Abbot Peter (who has been living in Stonehaven for three years now) taking his niece (Detective Inspector) Tamsin Shah for a night out to Stonehaven's famous Bell Theatre, to see Paul Bent's controversial new play, Mother's Day. The Bell had been a successful theatre in an unlikely setting, led by the dynamic Hermione Bysshe-Urquhart, MBE, but she is found murdered on stage at the beginning of the second act. Tamsin is put on the case, and she again enrols the help of Peter as Special Witness.

There are some lively sequences, as when Janet, part-time costume manager at the theatre and full-time doctor's receptionist out of it, deals with a particularly aggressive patient, and when the one professional actor Margery (who resents not having had a more successful career) unsuccessfully tries to advise the chirpy young amateur Millicent about acting.
"Nothing to be afraid of," she advises her.
"I'm not afraid."
"I'm just saying."
"No need really."
"As a professional to an amateur."
Milly was looking out of the window.
"It's a big break for you, of course, Milly."
"Millicent." ....
"Don't be overawed by me," Margery tells her, standing too close to her.
"I don't think I am," Millicent replied escaping to the window.

Then there's the 24-year-old playwright Paul Bent (who was "always 12 to his parents") and had annoyed his father, the Bishop of Lewes (or the Bishop for Lewes as he insisted being called, as he felt it sounded more humble) by changing his surname from Straight to Bent and writing the "grubby little play" with its destructive take on family life.

Peter's tricky on-off relationship with Tasmin is convincingly handled. The characterisation throughout is one of the author's strengths, and that includes the solitary Peter himself who is quite capable of knocking a cyclist into the hedge and who, we learn, had once needed psychiatric treatment, and Tasmin, who is quite prepared to tell lies and has to consult a counsellor about her feelings of vulnerability. It is all very realistic.

"Why does the life of a 14th century German monk, hounded by the Inquisition, suddenly matter quite so much in 21st century England?" This is a question posed by the author, but, after reading the book, it is not one I can answer. We keep flashing back to Meister Eckhart, a famous Christian mystic who was brought to trial accused of heresy in Avignon in 1327 and about whom the author has written a book. His trial scene is really interesting (he explains that God created us before we were born), but otherwise, despite some lively dialogue, his presence just distracts from the main story, and his relevance is far from clear, even if Timothy Gershwin, the play's director, does recommend his works to Peter.

As with the other books, we also jump around in contemporary time, so at one moment we are "four months before the killing of Hermione" or "the day after the murder of Hermione" or "two days before the murder of Hermione". This does not make the complicated plot any easier to follow. But there is plenty happening, with Peter buried alive and thinking about the ancient Egyptians' preoccupation with death. Guess who it is that comes to his rescue? It makes a good story with interesting complex characters although it does demand close attention from the reader. But why so much Eckhart?



The author has his own website that includes more about the Enneagram.



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This is the Enneagram symbol, representing the nine types of humankind, an understanding of which, the author believes, is the way to a happy life.
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